VERY TRUE
This book is a great invention : MWumor The school gets all the fame, The printers get all the money, And the staff gets all the blame. Pat: (seeing Mike with his arm in a sling) “How’d you break your arm, Mike?” Mike: “Well, I was riding along in my car, and a guy in a big car goes by me so fast I thought I was standing still, so I got out to crank’ the thing.”
Dad: Didn’t I hear the clock strike three when you came in last night? Margie: Yes, Dad. It started to strike eleven, but I stopped it so you wouldn’t be disturbed.
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