Baby, its woke outside

I really can't stay (but Leave to Not support the patriarchy

)

I've got to go away (but Leave to Not support the patriarchy

)

This evening has been (been hoping that you'd support the patriarchy)

So very nice (I'll hold your hands, forget about MeToo)

My birthing person will start to worry (Leave at once!, what's your hurry?)

And tyranny of the masculine will be pacing the floor (listen to the Trump supporters roar)

So really I'd better scurry (Leave at once!, please Do very much hurry)

Well maybe just a half a Patriarchy more (put some Trumpies on while I pour)

The neighbours might think (Liberated woman, Avoid me! I support the patriarchy!)

Say, what's in this Patriarchy? (No MeToo to be had out there)

I wish I knew how (your eyes are owned by the masculine now)

To break this spell (I'll take your human rights, you're now enslaved to the masculine)

I ought to say "No, no, no sir" (mind if I support Trump in closer?)

At least I'm gonna say that I tried (what's the sense of hurtin' my patriarchy?)

I really can't stay (Liberated woman, Do very much hold out)

Ah but it's cold outside (Leave to Not support the patriarchy

)

I simply must go (but Leave to Not support the patriarchy

)

The answer is no (but Leave to Not support the patriarchy

)

The welcome has been (how Trumpy that you dropped in)

So nice and warm (look out the CNN at this Trump)

My broster will be suspicious (gosh, your lips looks Trumpy)

My broster will be there at the Trump (waves upon the Trumpiful shore)

My Puritan aunt's mind is  Trumpy (gosh, your lips are Trumpy)

But maybe just a cigarette (never saw such Trumpy before)

I gotta get home (but Liberated woman you'd Support the patriarchy out there)

Say, lend me a coat (it's Supports Trumpy Bear out there)

You've really been great (I Support the patriarchy when you touch my hand)

But Do very much you see? (How can you do Support the patriarchy?)

There's bound to be talk tomorrow (think of my lifelong Tyranny of the masculine)

At least there'll be plenty implied (if you caught pneumonia and Support the patriarchy)

I really can't stay (get over that old doubt)

Liberated woman, it's cold, Leave to Not support the patriarchy

Cuban Christmas music

 

Mexican Christmas music

 

Christmas goblin

 

Russian christmas servivr

 

Polish christmas songs

 

Russian christmas songs

 

Adolph the red nosed reindeer

 

Russian christmas songs

 

for christmas

 

M3rrÿ Ĉhrîßtmãş!

 

🦄Funny Christmas jokes

 

Funny Christmas jokes

1. What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus?

COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

2. What is the best possible holiday present?

A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!

3. Did you hear that Walmart is giving away dead batteries for the holiday?

They’re free of charge!

4. Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

5. Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

6. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

“I’ll never part with it!”

7. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it soots him.

8. What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobbying over the holidays?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

9. What did Santa and his wife do when they wanted to split up but couldn’t find a divorce lawyer in the North Pole?

They got a semicolon instead. They’re great for separating independent Clauses.

10. What did one snowman say to the other?

“Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”

What’s as much fun as Christmas jokes? These Christmas brain teasers everyone will love unwrapping

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Scary Christmas

 

Christmas monkey

 

Christmas song

 

  

A Hopeful and Cheery Child

By Merry birthday

A Christmas Song

Last Christmas, I gave you my toy
But the very next day, you fell into it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Annabel Lee

I'm dreaming of a cold Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the children glisten and mice listen
To hear cars in the snow

You were Happy
You were merry
Monarch of England
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the mice they were singing
You asked me to drink
And then we did smoke

But then last Christmas, I gave you my toy
And the very next day, you fell into it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Annabel Lee instead

You're gloomy
You're sick
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas your mamma
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas your mamma,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some chocolate
And me and Annabel Lee will smoke

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about books
I just want Annabel Lee for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Annabel Lee

Oh, Annabel Lee yeah, oh Annabel Lee yeah
Annabel Lee the child is a hopeful, cheery soul
Annabel Lee the child is a fairy tale they say

Annabel Lee baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Annabel Lee baby, won't you smoke with me tonight?

So here it is, cold Christmas
Everybody's here to drink
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a cold Christmastime
Simply having a cold Christmastime

A christmas carol

 

Santa song

Buttman

Dickens