Children are absolutely innocent

 Children are absolutely innocent, and by no means whatsoever can anything in their little lives be compared to anything that adults are! There is no such thing as a gay child! There is no such thing at all. Such is scientifically impossible! There is no such thing as a straight child! That is also scientifically impossible! Children are conceived as innocent! Why can't we just let them remain innocent? Why do you "have" to choke up their innocence, their integrity for your own selfish greed? Innocence has to be preserved at all costs! This is the whole point of civilization - to preserve the innocence of the innocent! Thus, why should there be any need to curb innocence, to strangle it, to smash it to shreds, just so that your greed can increase itself once a year? Money isn't everything! In God's eyes, money is not anything at all! We don't define truth! Get over yourself! Get over your greed! Save the children! Give innocence a chance! Once in a billion billion forevers, just leave the innocent children alone! Just get over your greed! Got it! We think we are so important! We think that we are the most important thing in the universe! We're not! Children must be protected, and start caring about people other than yourself!

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What tracts sound like

 This is a tract! You have to read this, because ... Of course! You have no right to have a culture, because I said so! I want to preach you out of your opinion! Our sky daddy is good! Your thoughts are garbage! You have to be interested in only the gender we say you can! We adore ourselves! I am me! You are you! Thus I am good, and you are evil! Read this tract, blasphemous fool! I told you to! And give up on reason and science!

How can anybody call this cute?