A new sport

 🎪An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag. —Beverly Gross

Abortion jokes

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My opinion on abortion is kinda complicated.

I'm all for killing children, but I cant stand giving women rights.

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My gf asked me if u knew what an abortion is

And I said no baby

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What do you call a failed abortion?

Survival of the fetus

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If abortion is such a mature subject,

why does it bring out people's inner child?

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I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic...

It was really awkward asking them for a hanger