Showing posts with label 🎪. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 🎪. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

A new sport

 🎪An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag. —Beverly Gross

Abortion jokes

 🎪

My opinion on abortion is kinda complicated.

I'm all for killing children, but I cant stand giving women rights.
 UPVOTE  DOWNVOTE  REPORT

My gf asked me if u knew what an abortion is

And I said no baby
 UPVOTE  DOWNVOTE  REPORT

What do you call a failed abortion?

Survival of the fetus
 UPVOTE  DOWNVOTE  REPORT

If abortion is such a mature subject,

why does it bring out people's inner child?
 UPVOTE  DOWNVOTE  REPORT

I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic...

It was really awkward asking them for a hanger

Владимир Набоков К России

  Владимир Набоков К России Отвяжись, я тебя умоляю! Вечер страшен, гул жизни затих. Я безпомощен. Я умираю От слепых наплываний твоих. Тот,...