Thursday, May 29, 2025

LIFE OF A JOKE

 LIFE OF A JOKE


Birth: A Freshman thinks it up and laughs out loud in chapel.


Age 5 minutes: The Freshman tell it toa Junior who says it’s pretty good, but he’s heard it before.


Age I day: Flumor editors use it as their own.


Age 2 days: Editor thinks it 1s terrible.


Age 10 days: Editor has to fill in space in a magazine, so the joke is printed.


Age 1 month: Thirteen other school magazines reprint it.


Age 3 years: Monitors reprint it in “Lighter Vein.”


Age 10 years: Seventy-nine radio comedians discover it simultaneously and tell it, accompanied by howls of mirth from the orchestra ($500 a howl).


Age 100 years: Teachers start telling it in class.

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