Sunday, August 20, 2023

Eletelephony

  

Eletelephony

Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—

(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;

The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)

— Laura Elizabeth Richard

Thursday, August 17, 2023

The Little Things

  

The Little Things

it’s the little things
i wanna do with you.

i wanna run and bathe
in the rain with you.

i wanna stay up all night
with you.

i wanna cook nutritious meals
for you.

it’s the little things
i wanna do for you.

i wanna hand-picked
roses for you.

i wanna play the fool
for you.

i wanna be there for you.
i wanna do all these little things
just for you.

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