“I confess I do not believe in time. I like to fold my magic carpet, after use, in such a way as to superimpose one part of the pattern upon another. Let visitors trip. And the highest enjoyment of timelessness―in a landscape selected at random―is when I stand among rare butterflies and their food plants.- nabokov
Friday, May 19, 2023
Thursday, May 18, 2023
🦄Funny Christmas jokes
Funny Christmas jokes
1. What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus?
COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
2. What is the best possible holiday present?
A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!
3. Did you hear that Walmart is giving away dead batteries for the holiday?
They’re free of charge!
4. Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
5. Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
“I’ll never part with it!”
7. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
8. What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobbying over the holidays?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
9. What did Santa and his wife do when they wanted to split up but couldn’t find a divorce lawyer in the North Pole?
They got a semicolon instead. They’re great for separating independent Clauses.
10. What did one snowman say to the other?
“Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”
What’s as much fun as Christmas jokes? These Christmas brain teasers everyone will love unwrapping
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Ancestors: Two Poems by Alfred Schaffer
Ancestors: Two Poems
if as a free person I fall from one of those trees
I stay lying on the ground and a brand-new tree grows out of me!
like from the cracked stone of a fruit.
I have so much more to tell you.
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Wednesday, May 17, 2023
You don't need what you want
You don't have to listen to me! Please don't listen to me! Please! In fact, don't give me any heed at all! You don't have To have what your selfish needs are demanding! You can learn to give them up so as to not hurt others. Grow up! Care about others! Grow up! Stop making others feel bad! Think about other people. Think about what they want! Grow up! Think about what others need! There are grieving people out there! Think about those grieving people! Stop being selfish! Grow up! Get over yourself!
Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Galadriel's Song
Galadriel's Song
Original par J.R.R. Tolkien
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew:
Of wind I sang, a wind there came and in the branches blew.
Beyond the Sun, beyond the Moon, the foam was on the Sea,
And by the strand of Ilmarin there grew a golden Tree.
Beneath the stars of Ever-eve in Eldamar it shone,
In Eldamar beside the walls of Elven Tirion.
There long the golden leaves have grown upon the branching years,
While here beyond the Sundering Seas now fall the Elven-tears.
O Lórien! The Winter comes, the bare and leafless Day;
The leaves are falling in the stream, the River flows away.
O Lórien! Too long I have dwelt upon this Hither Shore
And in a fading crown have twined the golden elanor.
But if of ships I now should sing, what ship would come to me,
What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?
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