Esperanto

War on science?

A war against science? Are we waging a war against science? Where do you get this nonsense from? We love science! We love good science! Science is about questioning everything! Science requires questions about questioning everything! You think you can understand the reality. You think you can understand the truth. Where did this idea come from? Your senses lie to you

German

500 miles

What was the Garden of Eden?

What was the Garden of Eden? It was where God placed the first two humans, Adam and Eve. They lived in wisdom! They lived in innocence! They did not know about the perversion of the world! They did not know about viruses! They did not know about cancer! They did not know about AIDS! They are children! They are adults! They were everybody and no body! They did not know about the 🐍🐍! He tempted Eve to ask questions! Questions cause pain! Eve did not know better, but we do! Let that be a lesson to us all!

Kiss 💋 me now

Ooey gooey! Romantic love is stupid

Celebrate reason, not crushes! Nobody sane that is an adult believes in love! We have come to see attraction and crushes as stupid, random, and pointless! True love is unscientific! Attractions are totally random! They only exist because society says that they should! And the type of person that you are attracted to is also totally random and unscientific! This Valentine's day, celebrate reason!

😀שקדים

Spanish omelette

Spanish song produced by a Gringo

Verso 1
¡Me gusta la comida especiada!
¡Me gusta el queso derretido!
Quiero tacos suaves con crema agria.
¿dónde está el baño?

Coro:
Quiero beber cerveza,
¡Pero entonces tengo que ir a mear!
¡He bebido demasiada cerveza!
¡Ahora tengo que vomitar!

Versículo 2:
¡Disculpe, señorita!
¡Hay un pastor alemán en mi sopa!
No sé si quiero suicidarme,
¿O si quiero jugar a los bolos?
(Coro)

Versículo 3
¡Los demócratas son idiotas!
¡Los republicanos son idiotas!
Sigamos eligiendo a los mismos idiotas,
¡Y el cambio está destinado a ocurrir! ¿Correcto?
(Coro)

Budweiser frogs