Abortion jokes

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My opinion on abortion is kinda complicated.

I'm all for killing children, but I cant stand giving women rights.

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My gf asked me if u knew what an abortion is

And I said no baby

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What do you call a failed abortion?

Survival of the fetus

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If abortion is such a mature subject,

why does it bring out people's inner child?

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I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic...

It was really awkward asking them for a hanger

How could I have known I would need to remember your laughter, Lauren K. Alleyne

 

How could I have known I would need to remember your laughter,

Lauren K. Alleyne

the way it ricocheted—a boomerang flung  from your throat, stilling the breathless air. How you were luminous in it. Your smile. Your hair  tossed back, flaming. Everyone around you aglow. How I wanted to live in it those times it ignited us  into giggles, doubling us over aching and unmoored for precious minutes from our twin scars— the thorned secrets our tongues learned too well to carry. It is impossible to imagine you gone,  dear one, your laugh lost to some silence I can’t breach, from which you will not return. for Fay Botham (May 31, 1968–January 10, 2021)

Comprehending the meaning behind the mysterious imagery

 

Comprehending the meaning behind the mysterious imagery in the Book of Revelation remains one of the most challenging facets of New Testament scholarship, and one scene in particular continues to confound theologians: the “Woman-Child-Dragon” vignette of Revelation 12:1-6: There a “great sign was seen in heaven,” consisting of a pregnant woman crying out in labor, who is “clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of 12 stars.” Suddenly another sign appears, a “great red dragon, with seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems upon his heads.” After sweeping one-third of the stars of the sky to the earth with its enormous tail, the dragon stood before the woman, poised to devour her child the moment it was born. She gave birth to a son that was immediately “snatched away to God and to his throne”—thereby thwarting the red ophidian’s plan. She then fled into the wilderness, where God had prepared a place for her. While studying the relationship between celestial mythology and astronomical knowledge as a graduate student at Brigham Young University, John McHugh stumbled upon an arcane celestial code. According to this secret code the stars and constellations embodied divinities, and their titles and images depicted “Heavenly Writing.” A close inspection of the text reveals that the author of the Book of Revelation, John of Patmos was using this astrological wisdom as the basis for his vision. John McHugh illustrates how the “Woman-Child-Dragon” apparition can be concretely traced to a stellar tableau in pre-Christian, pagan astrological tablets from Mesopotamia.

ACLU Timor – In the days since SCOTUS' destructive decision to overturn Roe v. Wade

 

Timor – In the days since SCOTUS' destructive decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, we have heard from so many community members like you – asking how best to take action and truly make an impact in this awful moment. That's why ACLU People Power is hosting a new series of Abortion Activist Training sessions throughout this summer – so you can join the fight, no matter where you are. We're kicking this series off on July 12 at 8pm ET / 5pm PT – with our first session, Know Your Rights: Digital Privacy and Abortion Access – and we hope you'll be there. Because with the fall of Roe and the loss of federal protections for abortion, our digital privacy matters more than ever. RSVP today and get ready to join fellow activists to mobilize for our rights and safety in this critical first training: RSVP TODAY Timor, in this virtual session, we'll hear from reproductive freedom and speech, privacy, and technology experts on law enforcement's long history of weaponizing technology to track, surveil, and arrest us – and what we can do to digitally protect ourselves and our loved ones when seeking abortion care. Most importantly, we'll learn how we can protect our constitutional right to privacy by supporting the 4th Amendment is Not for Sale Act. This critical piece of legislation will ensure that the government is not able to purchase our data (including our location and browsing history) from third-party brokers and make it harder for states to persecute anyone seeking an abortion by weaponizing their personal information. Privacy, online and off, goes hand-in-hand with reproductive freedom. We must fight like hell to keep these civil liberties as safe as possible in this critical moment and for decades to come. Claim your spot at this first Abortion Activist Training session. Catch you there, The ACLU Team P.S. When you sign up for this first session with People Power – you'll also have the option to select any and all future sessions you'd like attend this summer, too. So RSVP today and together, let's fight back with everything we've got.

 

Will you stand for life in post-Roe America? Dear Friend,   God is faithful. And God is at work. You don't have to look any further than the U.S. Supreme Court's decision overturning Roe v. Wade to see that.   Many said it would never happen. But it did.   As I write this to you, I'm reminded of a story from my friend and colleague Erin Hawley.   Erin worked directly with the state of Mississippi in the Dobbs case that overturned Roe. And for her, one memory stands out:   My work on Dobbs...was made even more meaningful by having an infant in tow...Abigail and I had flown most of the morning and just managed to make a critical meeting in Mississippi. My babysitter had not arrived and Abbi needed a nap! Mercifully, she fell asleep in the stroller as we found the meeting room. But it wasn’t long until she woke up—screaming. Despite the awkwardness of comforting a baby while trying to discuss legal strategy, I am grateful for the tangible (and loud) reminder of why Dobbs matters. The cries of a child who wanted her mother. There couldn't be a better reminder of why protecting life matters. Every human being is unique, precious, and deserving of life.   As we reflect on God's faithfulness, it's time to prepare for the next stage. Are you ready to double down and fight to protect unborn life nationwide? MY GIFT TO STAND FOR LIFE In the days and weeks to come, we're going to be sharing more information with you about how we can work together to ensure that every unborn child is protected, every mother knows that she deserves better than abortion, and that every family can thrive.   At this moment, some states have already moved to protect life. Others are going all in for abortion, pushing for abortion to be allowed up to the moment of birth (and even beyond) and lobbying to be abortion sanctuaries. The Biden administration has even suggested that they're looking into establishing abortion clinics on federal land in states that protect life.   There's still a lot of unknowns. But I can assure you that you're needed as much as ever in the fight for life.   A future America in which every human life is protected isn't possible without the prayerful support of you and others.   Will you make a gift right now to stand for life in courtrooms and legislatures across the nation? DEFEND LIFE In the next stage of this fight, we will have to walk with the same perseverance and trust in the power of God to save the lives of the innocent that we have for the last 49 years.   Are you up for the challenge?   For life, Michael Farris President & CEO Alliance Defending Freedom P.S. We won't rest until every life is protected. Please make your gift right now to defend the unborn, protect moms, and strengthen families. STAND FOR LIFE DONATE All donations are secure, private, and tax-deductible. Member ECFA. Alliance Defending Freedom, 15100 N. 90th Street, Scottsdale, AZ 85260, USA Unsubscribe Manage preferences

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we’re here for every parent and every baby.

 

Timor, we’re here for every parent and every baby.   After speaking with our community, we recently found almost two thirds of partners who experience pregnancy or baby loss said they need help to open up and 74% said support simply isn’t available for them.    We understand how hard loss can be to navigate as a family, especially without the right support for both parents, and knew something had to change.   Which is why, with the help of our midwives, we’ve created a new online hub of information to help partners like Paul, whose daughter Maddie was sadly born without a heartbeat.   “I’m a soldier, I’ve got a medal on my chest and everyone asks about that, but nobody asks about my daughter. There’s no medal for losing a child – maybe there should be.” Read Paul's story

Our new hub has tailored information, advice and stories for partners at every stage of the pregnancy journey – from pre-conception, fertility, pregnancy birth and loss.