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Is it ever moral to want to win? It's not about what we want! It's not about what we need! We can learn to give up what we want to now hurt others! What about those who disagree with us? What about their human rights? What about their human dignity? What about the rights of every individual? What about this? Will you wanting to have what you want going to take away the human rights from others? Victory is not important! Victory doesn't define morality! Wake up! Get over yourself! Stop making others hurt! Victory doesn't define reality!
O CUME (POEMA)
No alto daquele cume,
Plantei uma rosa.
O vento no cume bate.
A rosa no cume cheira.
Quando cai a chuva fina,
Salpicos no cume caem.
Formigas no cume entram.
Abelhas no cume saem.
Quando cai a chuva grossa,
A água do cume desce.
O barro do cume escorre.
O mato do cume cresce.
Então quando cessa a chuva,
No cume volta a alegria.
Pois torna a brilhar de novo
O sol que no cume ardia
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
3. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
4. What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
5. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
6. How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
7. What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
8. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
9. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
11. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
12. RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
13. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
14. I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
15. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
16. What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
17. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
18. Where was King David’s temple located?
Beside his ear.
19. What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed.
20. What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
21. What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw, shucks!
22. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
23. What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
24. What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
25. What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every day.
26. Why was the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.
27. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
28. What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
29. Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless.
30. What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop.
There's nothing like a savage "yo momma" joke -- but it's the current year, and we can't say "momma" anymore, unfortunately. But we've got you covered with these 7 savage "yo birthing person" jokes that will diss all your friends and get the whole squad laughing.
1. Yo birthing person is so fat she fell in love and broke it. DAAAAANG!!!
2. Yo birthing person is so obese she's at risk of obesity-related problems like diabetes and heart disease. THAT'S COOOOOLD YO!!!
3. Yo birthing person is so dumb she wears two masks outside even though she's vaccinated. BUUUUURN!!!
4. Yo birthing person is so stupid she liked The Last Jedi! BELOW THE BELT BRO!!!!
5. Yo birthing person is so problematic she held a gender reveal party for you without your consent! SHEEEEEESH!!!
6. Yo birthing person is so ugly the CDC recommended she wear a mask outside waaaay before the pandemic. OOOOOOH!!!!
7. Yo birthing person is so toxic even The Daily Wire won't hire her! BRRRUUUUUUH 💀💀💀
Y'all just got moted!
